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lady_branwyn) wrote2011-11-29 10:43 pm
lady_branwyn) wrote2011-11-29 10:43 pm
NaBloPoMo: Day 29
Title: Twilight
Author: Lady_branwyn
Characters/Pairing: Thuringwethil, Bella Swan
Rating: G
Warnings: Makes fun of Twilight
Book/Source: LOTR/Twilight Crossover
Disclaimer: The sandbox belongs to the Tolkien Estate; I am just playing. Written for the tolkien_weekly "Twilight" Challenge. The dialogue is a quote from the Twilight saga which belongs to Stephenie Meyer.
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From her hiding place, Thuringwethil watched as the maiden stamped about the field. She was clad in strange raiment of wild hue, and the gown barely hid her privates. The vampire swallowed hungrily at the sight of her bare throat.
Raising her heart-shaped face to the heavens, the maiden wailed, “What kind of world is this? Where’s the justice?" Her voice rent the air like the whine of a whetstone. "Am I the only one who has to get old? I get older every stinking day!”
Stretching her wings, Thuringwethil stifled a laugh. She could easily take care of that.
Author: Lady_branwyn
Characters/Pairing: Thuringwethil, Bella Swan
Rating: G
Warnings: Makes fun of Twilight
Book/Source: LOTR/Twilight Crossover
Disclaimer: The sandbox belongs to the Tolkien Estate; I am just playing. Written for the tolkien_weekly "Twilight" Challenge. The dialogue is a quote from the Twilight saga which belongs to Stephenie Meyer.
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From her hiding place, Thuringwethil watched as the maiden stamped about the field. She was clad in strange raiment of wild hue, and the gown barely hid her privates. The vampire swallowed hungrily at the sight of her bare throat.
Raising her heart-shaped face to the heavens, the maiden wailed, “What kind of world is this? Where’s the justice?" Her voice rent the air like the whine of a whetstone. "Am I the only one who has to get old? I get older every stinking day!”
Stretching her wings, Thuringwethil stifled a laugh. She could easily take care of that.