Thank you to everyone who contributed. There was a tie for first place, so our winners are--
anteros_lmc with
Frodo: "What do you do for recreation? " Aragorn: "Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."
AND
shirebound with
"My new iStone has arrived! It's good to be King!"

There isn't any prize except the satisfaction of knowing that you made people laugh. Which on some days, is a big accomplishment. :D
I was going to wait until Friday to post the next contest, but this was fun so why wait?