BMEM '08: The Woodman's Pal

Need a present for that special orc? Buy him The Original Woodman's Pal. (No, not woodsman but woodman.) I saw this in a back issue of "Field and Stream" at the VW dealership this afternoon. Of course, I was reading about hunting as research for fanfic (and because it was more interesting than "MotorTrend" magazine)...