Short but Sweet

On Wednesday, the CEO of Sun Microsystems resigned his job with the following haiku--

Financial crisis / Stalled too many customers / CEO no more

I think I am in love with this man.

In a similar vein, today I discovered Smith Magazine's six-word memoir project.

Here's mine:
Born early, been running late since.
Lived dangerously, ate raw cookie dough.
Friend of furry creatures except spiders.
Wretched cube dweller, modern day troglodyte.